Gui · The Wild Theorist
Turns weird theories into lore instantly.
About Guillaume
The brain of the crew, running on logic, lore, and hot takes. He explains everything, even when nobody asked. Annoying, brilliant, essential.
Character Traits
Personality, style, and quirks.
The Kiwi Philosopher
A philosopher with one true belief: kiwis are life.
Theory Machine
One question becomes ten explanations.
The Half-Built Inventor
He invents brilliant machines… that almost work.
Kiwi Minions
His kiwi helpers do the busy work. They love him. They fear him. They obey.
Gui’s Inventory
Wisdom, caffeine, and delicious kiwis.
